In a heartening turn of events, Rite Aid authorities have decided to issue her an honorary 'employee of the month' certificate. Ms. Smith, the publicist for the company stated,
"Although we never had the pleasure of meeting this young woman, we are deeply saddened by her passing and touched by her interest in joining our organization as a salesperson. We are certain that she would have made a deep impact on our team. Washington Height's local branch will hang her picture in the store during the month of October as a tribute to her deep interest in the mission and purpose of our organization."









Forensic scientists commented on the irregularity of the situation. "I've seen a lot in my time, I must admit, the rate at which the interiors of the brain had to press to crack through an inch or normally extremely durable cranium is highly irregular. I'd say that that brain had a mind of its own."