Of course Rite Aid supports those who are of a more cautious mindset as well. For example, my local Rite Aid furnishes its shoppers with ten different at home drug tests. Worried about Marijuana use? No problem. Concerned your potential lover might be into something a little heavier? Rite Aid has you covered. Amid its offerings are a selection of kits testing for Cocaine, Ecstasy, Methamphetamine, Opiates, Phencyclidine, Crack, and Heroin.
So please next time you enter your local Rite Aid and start swearing at the long lines, unbecoming fluorescent lighting and stale Muzak, stop and appreciate Rite Aid's greater service. Helping you get laid.